Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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