David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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