I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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