so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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