Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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