That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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