I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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