her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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