theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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