He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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