It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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