Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
