oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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