This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
bring money and cleavage
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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