Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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