I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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