He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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