what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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