wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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