as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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