I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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