Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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