im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
