Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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