3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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