My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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