I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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