areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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