I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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