weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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