Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Let's get the cat blown out
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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