Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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