Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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