Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
