that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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