Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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