I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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