If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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