I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
there was a trapeze. enough said
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm just crazy horny about you
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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