I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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