I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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