She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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