East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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