i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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