He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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