So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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