a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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