And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
