I'm really into asian looking animals
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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