is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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