If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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