what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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