If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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