he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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